Do you like macaroni and cheese? So do I. Who doesn’t? Have you ever wondered whether there was such a thing as too much? I never had wondered this before, because how could there ever be too much of something so wonderful? Last night we found out. We went to a restaurant, and Robbi ordered this:

Yes, it is a cheeseburger with buns that have been made from deep-fried macaroni and cheese patties. Yes, there is more macaroni and cheese inside the burger itself.

Is this a good idea? In principle, yes. Macaroni and cheese plus more macaroni and cheese should mean double delight. But in reality, perhaps the universe has limits, and perhaps Robbi crossed a line last night. Did I mention the burger also had bacon? And mayonnaise?

Robbi did her best, but I’m afraid the burger won.

Let this be a lesson to all you kids. I’m not sure what the lesson is. But it seems like there must be one, somewhere, buried, perhaps, under all that wonderful cheese and macaroni.