The Invention of Ice Cream

Hello all. Because this month’s theme is ice cream, I asked Matthew to write a story about ice cream. And so he did. It is called, “The Invention of Ice Cream,” and like pretty much all of the stories Matthew writes, he did about 15 seconds of research on this one. Meaning, don’t believe a word of it. It is what we call FICTION. Which is totally made up. Or if not totally, then mostly. I like fiction because a lot of times interesting things happen in fiction that wouldn’t happen in real life. Matthew likes fiction because every other kind of writing requires more than 15 seconds of research.